love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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