Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Someone came in the potted fern
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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