She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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