You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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