so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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