thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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