When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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