I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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