Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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