He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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