What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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