her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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