I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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