i just google imaged poop.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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