? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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