; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
