What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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