I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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