Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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