I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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