so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
If that was your dad, he is hot
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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