hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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