put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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