my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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