Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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