i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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