Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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