I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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