I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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