why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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