bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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