We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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