I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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