i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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