yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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