Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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