So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My penis needs a shock collar
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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