how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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