We won't sleep together?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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