it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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