This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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