You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Only a mothe r could love this liver
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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