this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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