But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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