Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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