It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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