everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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