I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She's the barista slut.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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