I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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