I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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