I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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