hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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