idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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