the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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