I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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