People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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