you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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